Yo Mama Like Jokes

Yo mama's like 7-Eleven - open all night, hot to go, and for 89 cents you can get a slurpy.

Yo mama's like 7-Up...never had it, never will.

Yo mama's like a 5 foot tall basketball hoop, it ain't that hard to score.

Yo mama's like a bag of potato chips, "Free-To-Lay."

Yo mama's like a basketball hoop, everybody gets a shot.

Yo mama's like a birthday cake, everybody gets a piece.

Yo mama's like a bowling ball, she always comes back for more.

Yo mama's like a bowling ball, she always winds up in the gutter.

Yo mama's like a bowling ball, she gets picked up, fingered, thrown down the gutter, and she still comes back for more.

Yo mama's like a bowling ball, you can fit three fingers in.

Yo mama's like a bowling ball--they finger her and throw her in the gutter.

Yo mama's like a bowling ball... round, heavy, and you can fit three fingers in.

Yo mama's like a bowling ball; first she gets fingered then chucked down the alley!

Yo mama's like a bubble-gum machine, five cents a blow.

Yo mama's like a bungee cord... 100 dollars for 30 seconds and if that rubber breaks, your ass is dead!

Yo mama's like a bus; guys climb on and off her all day long.

Yo mama's like a cake mix, 15 servings per package.

Yo mama's like a carpenter's dream - flat as a board and easy to nail.

Yo mama's like a championship ring, everybody puts a finger in her.

Yo mama's like a chicken coop, cocks fly in and out all day.

Yo mama's like a Chinese restaurant - All you can eat for only $9.95!

Yo mama's like a converging lens - she's wider in the middle than she is on either end.

Yo mama's like a Discover card, she gives cash back.

Yo mama's like a dollar bill, she gets handled all across the country.

Yo mama's like a doorknob, everybody gets a turn.

Yo mama's like a fine restaurant, she only takes deliveries in the rear.

Yo mama's like a flouresent light bulb she is old but she gets the job done.

Yo mama's like a gas station - you gotta pay before you pump!

Yo mama's like a goalie - she only changes her pads after three periods.

Yo mama's like a hardware store, 4 cents a screw.