Yo Mama Like Jokes

Yo mama's like a library, she's open to the public.

Yo mama's like a light switch, even a little kid can turn her on.

Yo mama's like a mail box, open day and night.

Yo mama's like a microwave even a 4 yr old can turn her on.

Yo mama's like a microwave, press one button and she's hot.

Yo mama's like a mobile phone; free after 7:30.

Yo mama's like a nickel, she ain't worth a dime.

Yo mama's like a paper towel, she picks up all kinds of slimy wet stuff.

Yo mama's like a parking garage, three bucks and you're in.

Yo mama's like a pool table, she likes balls in her pocket.

Yo mama's like a postage stamp, you lick her, stick her, then send her away.

Yo mama's like a protractor - she's good at every angle.

Yo mama's like a puppy... everybody wants to give her a hug.

Yo mama's like a race car driver...she burns a lot of rubbers.

Yo mama's like a radio; she gets turned on by bent knobs.

Yo mama's like a railroad track; she gets laid all over the country.

Yo mama's like a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup, there's no wrong way to eat her.

Yo mama's like a refrigerator...everyone likes to put their meat in it.

Yo mama's like a rifle...four cocks and she's loaded.

Yo mama's like a screen door; the harder you bang her, the looser she gets.

Yo mama's like a set of speakers - loud, ugly, lives in a box, and you can turn her up, down, on, and off.

Yo mama's like a shotgun... give her a cock and she blows.

Yo mama's like a slaughter house - everybody's hanging their meat up in her.

Yo mama's like a smokehouse, everyone is always hanging meat inside her.

Yo mama's like a Snickers bar, packed with nuts.

Yo mama's like a streetlamp, you can find her turned on at night on any street corner.

Yo mama's like a T.V. A two year old could turn her on.

Yo mama's like a telephone booth, open to the public, costs a quarter, and guys go in and out all day.

Yo mama's like a telephone, even a 3 year old can pick her up.

Yo mama's like a Toyota; oh, what a feelin'!