Yo momma like the great wall o china, can't see over her and looks like she continues forever.
Yo momma like the railway system, she gets laid all over the country!
Yo momma's like the sun: big, round, and hard to look at.
I highly respect yo momma, and I think she's a wonderful person! You should never, ever joke about your mother in the way described on this page!
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