Yo Mama so Fat Jokes

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes to a buffet, she gets the group rate.

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!

Yo mama's so fat that when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!

Yo mama's so fat that when she lies on the beach no one else gets any sun!

Yo mama's so fat that when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton to display her picture.

Yo mama's so fat that when she runs the fifty-yard dash she needs an overnight bag.

Yo mama's so fat that when she takes a walk, it measures 2.7 on the Richter scale.

Yo mama's so fat that when she throws herself into a chair, it's an 8.5 on the Richter scale.

Yo mama's so fat that when she tripped on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th.

Yo mama's so fat that when she turns around people throw her a welcome back party.

Yo mama's so fat that when she wants to shake someones hand, she has to give directions!

Yo mama's so fat that when she was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.

Yo mama's so fat that when she was growing up she didn't play with dolls, she played with midgets.

Yo mama's so fat that when we went out to the restaurant she looked at the menu and said sounds good

Yo mama's so fat that whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!

Yo mama's so fat the body snatchers called home for backup.

Yo mama's so fat the photo machine in the mall charged her for 5 people.

Yo mama's so fat the post office gave her her own zip code.

Yo mama's so fat the shadow of her ass weighs 50 pounds.

Yo mama's so fat they call her "Big Fat Ho."

Yo mama's so fat they changed my Physics book to say "What goes up must come down, except Yo mama."

Yo mama's so fat they had to install speed bumps at the all-u-can-eat buffet.

Yo mama's so fat they had to let out the shower curtain

Yo mama's so fat they had to widen the road where she lives.

Yo mama's so fat they have to run a relay race to get her belt through her belt loops.

Yo mama's so fat we used to take her to the beach and sell shade.

Yo mama's so fat we're inside her right now.

Yo mama's so fat when I climbed up on top of her, I burned my ass on the lightbulb.

Yo mama's so fat when I said I wanted "Pigs in a blanket" she got back in bed.