Yo Mama so Stupid Jokes

Yo mama's so stupid that in the 'No Child Left Behind' act there's a provision that exempts Yo mama.

Yo mama's so stupid that it takes her an hour to cook minute rice.

Yo mama's so stupid that on her job application where it says emergency contact she put 911.

Yo mama's so stupid that she asked me what yield meant, I said "Slow down" and she said "What... does.... yield... mean?"

Yo mama's so stupid that she asked you "What is the number for 911?"

Yo mama's so stupid that she bought a solar-powered flashlight!

Yo mama's so stupid that she called the 7-11 to see when they closed.

Yo mama's so stupid that she can't make Jello because she can't fit 2 quarts of water in the box.

Yo mama's so stupid that she failed a survey.

Yo mama's so stupid that she got locked out of a convertible car with the top down.

Yo mama's so stupid that she leaves the house for the Home Shopping Network.

Yo mama's so stupid that she needs twice as much sense to be a half-wit.

Yo mama's so stupid that she once attempted to commit suicide by jumping off a curb.

Yo mama's so stupid that she ordered her sushi well done.

Yo mama's so stupid that she peals M&M's to make chocolate chip cookies.

Yo mama's so stupid that she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gumball to come out.

Yo mama's so stupid that she put on a coat to chew winterfresh gum.

Yo mama's so stupid that she put on bug spray before going to the flea market.

Yo mama's so stupid that she put on her glasses to watch 20/20.

Yo mama's so stupid that she ran outside with a purse because she heard there was change in the weather.

Yo mama's so stupid that she said "what's that letter after x" and I said Y she said "Cause I wanna know".

Yo mama's so stupid that she sat in a tree house because she wanted to be a branch manager.

Yo mama's so stupid that she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

Yo mama's so stupid that she shoved a AA battery up her butt and said "I got the power!"

Yo mama's so stupid that she stands and sleeps on a nightstand.

Yo mama's so stupid that she stole free bread.

Yo mama's so stupid that she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go.

Yo mama's so stupid that she thinks a stereotype is the brand on her clock-radio.

Yo mama's so stupid that she thinks fruit punch is a gay boxer.

Yo mama's so stupid that she thinks socialism means partying!