Yo Mama so Stupid Jokes

Yo momma so stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back.

Yo momma so stupid she thought a beaver dam was a type of tampon.

Yo momma so stupid she thought menopause was a button on the stereo.

Yo momma so stupid she thought she needed a degree to become a vegetarian.

Yo momma so stupid she thought the Nazis were saying "Hi! Hitler".

Yo momma so stupid she took a cup to see Juice.

Yo momma so stupid she tried to commit suicide and jumped off the curb.

Yo momma so stupid she went to a Clippers game to get a hair cut.

Yo momma so stupid she went to a Whalers game to see Shamu.

Yo momma so stupid she went to Alpha Beta and asked to buy a vowel.

Yo momma so stupid when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it.

Yo momma so stupid, when she saw lava she taught it was melted caramel.

Yo momma's so stupid, they kicked her out the family tree

Yo momma's so stupid she asked for a refund on a jigsaw puzzle complaining it was broken.

Yo momma's so stupid she brought a glass door with a peep-hole in it.

Yo momma's so stupid she couldn't read a audio book.

Yo momma's so stupid she steals samples from stores.

Yo momma's so stupid she tried to hug her reflection in the pool thinking it was her long lost twin, and drowned.

Yo momma's so stupid that when thieves broke in and stole the tv, she ran outside and yelled to them,"Hey, you forgot the remote!"

Yo momma's so stupid that, when she heard it was chilly outside, she went to grab a bowl.

Yo momma's so stupid when i asked her if she was going to the bar she said she didn't feel like dancing on it it makes her dizzy.

Yo mum is so stupid she got locked in a toliet and wet herself.

Yo mum is so stupid she walked into new look and started talking to the maniciens.

Yo mum is stupid she walked into orange and asked were there oranges are.

You mamas so fat and stupid when the judge said "order in the court" she said "ill have a hamburger and a pepsi"