Yo Mama so Stupid Jokes

Yo mama's so stupid that she thinks sub-prime is a way to cut steak.

Yo mama's so stupid that she thinks they are 20 people who understand binary.

Yo mama's so stupid that she thought a lawsuit was something you wear to court.

Yo mama's so stupid that she thought brownie points were coupons for a bake sale.

Yo mama's so stupid that she thought Delta Airlines was a sorority.

Yo mama's so stupid that she thought Grape Nuts was an STD.

Yo mama's so stupid that she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.

Yo mama's so stupid that she thought that babies came from the infantry

Yo mama's so stupid that she threw a rock the ground and missed.

Yo mama's so stupid that she told everyone that she was "illegitimate" because she couldn't read.

Yo mama's so stupid that she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

Yo mama's so stupid that she took lessons for a player piano.

Yo mama's so stupid that she tried to commit suicide by jumping out of the basement window.

Yo mama's so stupid that she tried to drop acid but the car battery fell on her foot.

Yo mama's so stupid that she tries to insult you with Yo mama jokes.

Yo mama's so stupid that she was on the corner with a sign that said "Will eat for food."

Yo mama's so stupid that she wiped her ass before she took a shit.

Yo mama's so stupid that she wouldn't know up from down if she had three guesses.

Yo mama's so stupid that that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!

Yo mama's so stupid that when I asked her if she wanted to play one on one, she said "Ok, but what's the teams?"

Yo mama's so stupid that when I told her "pi-r-squared" and she replied no, they are round.

Yo mama's so stupid that when she heard 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.

Yo mama's so stupid that when she heard her neighbour was spanking the monkey, she called the humane society.

Yo mama's so stupid that when she locked her keys in the car, it took her all day to get Yo family out.

Yo mama's so stupid that when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "OK".

Yo mama's so stupid that when she saw a "Wrong Way" sign in her rearview mirror, she turned around.

Yo mama's so stupid that when she saw the "Under 17 not admitted" sign at a movie theatre, she went home and got 16 friends.

Yo mama's so stupid that when she took an IQ test, the results came out negative.

Yo mama's so stupid that when she went for a blood test, she asked for time to study.

Yo mama's so stupid that when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.