Yo Mama so Stupid Jokes

Yo mama's so stupid that when the borg had to choose between assimilating her and a tree, they chose the tree.

Yo mama's so stupid that when the judge said "Order in the court," she said "I'll have a hamburger and a Coke."

Yo mama's so stupid that when they said they were playing craps she went and got toilet paper.

Yo mama's so stupid that you have to dig for her IQ!

Yo mama's so stupid thatif she fell off a bridge she's have to ask directions on the way down.

Yo mama's so stupid when she took you to the airport and a sign said "Airport Left," she turned around and went home.

Yo mama's so stupid when the computer said "Press any key to continue," she couldn't find the 'Any' key.

Yo mama's so stupid when the weatherman said to be chilly outside she went to go get a bowl.

Yo mama's so stupid when they said, “Order in the court,” she asked for fries and a shake.

Yo mamma so stupid dumb, and morbidly obese so you need to get a new mamma.

Yo mamma so stupid she brought toilet paper to a crap game.

Yo mamma so stupid when she saw a peach, she ran up shouted "James? Are you in there?!"

Yo mamma's so stupid she gave birth to you on the I-75 because she heard that’s where accidents happen.

Yo mamma's so stupid she got locked in mattress store and slept on the floor.

Yo mamma's so stupid she jumped off a boat and missed the water.

Yo mamma's so stupid she stared at orange juice for 8 hours because it said “concentrate.”

Yo mamma's so stupid that she bought some doughnuts and returned them because they had holes in them.

Yo mom's so stupid I said it's chilly outside, Yo mom ran outside wit a bowl and a spoon and asked where??

Yo mom's so stupid I told her spring was around the corner and she went looking for it.

Yo moma so stupid she walked u to a crake head and said your crake is showing…

Yo momma so stupid her favorite color is clear.

Yo momma so stupid it take her a month to get rid of the 7 day itch.

Yo momma so stupid it take her a week to get rid of a 24hr virus.

Yo momma so stupid she broke her foot with a car battery, trying to drop acid!

Yo momma so stupid she called the cocaine hotline to order some.

Yo momma so stupid she has blonde roots in your eyeballs.

Yo momma so stupid she has to ask for help to use hamburger helper.

Yo momma so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl.

Yo momma so stupid she jumped out the window and went up.

Yo momma so stupid she saw a "wet floor" sign and peed on the floor.