Yo mama's so ugly Yogg-Saron has to turn away.
Yo mama's soo ugly, when she went to the crowded lands and it became the ghostlands!
Yo mamma's so ugly that Princess Theradras is afraid to look at her.
Yo mom's so fat she gets the world explorer achievment whenever she logs in on a new char.
Yo mom's so fat she needs to eat 5 feasts by herself to get the 'well fed' buff.
Yo momma so bad at wow, it turns out she pretended to be a woman so people wouldn't be as mean when she revealed she was terrible at games.
Yo momma so fat even Therazane tells her to lay off the cookies.
Yo momma so fat her epic mount only goes at 60% speed.
Yo momma so fat she could plug the Maelstrom.
Yo momma so fat she uses Deathwing's chin as shoulders!
Yo momma so fat when she went for a swim, pandas mistaked her for the wandering isle.
Yo momma so hairy it looks like she has a guardian druid in a headlock.
Yo momma so nasty even Goldshire dun want her.
Yo momma so ugly Illidan said he wasn't prepared.
Yo momma's so fat Even bran bronzebeard hasn't explored her yet!
Yo momma's so fat it takes two warlock portals to summon her.
Yo momma's so fat she logged in and instantly got the Explorer achievement.
Yo momma's so fat that the place she farted, is now known as Un'goro crater.
Yo momma's so fat that when she fell, she launched Deathwing through Deepholme and caused the cataclysm.
Yo momma's so fat that when she stood infront of kael'thas he proclaimed that the line he was in was merely a setback.
Yo momma's so thin, she makes the female Blood Elves look fat.
Yo momma's so ugly even enslave demon wasn't enough to enslave her.
Yo momma's so ugly the orcs tried to use her to feed the pets, but even they didn't want her.
I highly respect yo momma, and I think she's a wonderful person! You should never, ever joke about your mother in the way described on this page!
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