Yo Mama Video Games

Yo mama's so stupid she tried to calm down the Angry Birds.

Yo mama's so stupid that she bought tickets to Xbox Live.

Yo mama's so ugly Captain Falcon's punch was deflected.

Yo mama's so ugly that when she plays Mortal Kombat, Scorpion tells her to "Stay Over There!"

Yo mama's so ugly when she played Pacman the ghosts ran from he.

Yo mamma so fat even Kirby can’t eat her.

Yo momma so fat she had to use cheats on Wii Fit.

Yo momma so fat she sued Xbox 360 for guessing her weight.

Yo momma's so bad, she plays Battlefield 3.

Yo momma's so fat when Rubick tried to steal a spell from her all he got was diabetes.

Yo momma's so stupid she tried to rotate the square in Tetris.

Yo momma's so stupid she's still trying to find a copy of "First Fantasy."

Yo momma's so stupid that she played Pay Day 2, and she is still waiting for a pay check.

Yo momma’s so ugly she bought Daikatana because no one but John Romero wanted her to be their bitch.