Yo momma has green hair and thinks she's a tree.
Yo momma mouth so big, when she smiles, her hair gets wet.
Yo momma so hairy she has to use a lawnmower to shave her underarm hair.
Yo momma so hairy she looks like a Chia Pet with an afro!
Yo momma so hairy the only career she could get is acting as bigfoot.
Yo momma's so hairy even Man Faye gets grossed out looking at her!
Yo momma's so hairy that Bigfoot is taking her picture!
Yo momma's hair is so short she curls it with rice.
Yo momma's hair is so short when she braided it they looked like stiches.
Yo momma's hair so nappy she has to take Tylenol just to comb it.
Yo momma's hair so nappy she rolls her hair with rice
Yo momma's hairline is so crooked her barber doesn't know where to start!
Yo momma's so hairy I thought she was my uncle.
Yo momma's so hairy she could be sold as a Chia Pet.
Yo momma's so hairy that when she goes to a hair salon, she told the stylist to cut her hair and she opened up her shirt.
Yo momma's so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth!
Yo momma's so hairy you were born with carpet burns.
Yo momma’s hair is so short, she curls the hair with a grain of rice.
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