Yo Mama Teeth Jokes

Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, when she smiles it looks like a Kraft Singles pack.

Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, when she yawns, traffic slows down!!

Yo mama's teeth is so yellow, "I can't believe it's not butter"!

Yo mama's got so many teeth missing, it looks like her tongue is in jail.

Yo mama's so ugly her dentist treats her by mail-order.

Yo mama's teeth are so rotten, when she smiles they look like dice.

Yo mama's teeth are so ugly she got pulled over for not having dental insurance.

Yo mama's teeth so full of holes, she looks like she'd got a mouthful of dice!

Yo mama’s teeth are so yellow that when she smiles everyone sings “We’re Walking on Sunshine.”

Yo mama’s teeth are so yellow that when she smiles, cars slow down.

Yo mamma's teeth are so yellow she took the sun out of buisness.

Yo mamma's teeth are so rotten, it looks like she got a mouthful of dice.

Yo momma's teeth are so yellow when she smiled all the traffic stopped.

Yo momma's teeth are so yellow, that when she smiles, people slow down.

Yo momma's so dumb she went to Gap to fix her teeth.