Yo momma so fat, when she wears a yellow dress, everyone screams “Taxi!”
Yo momma so ugly when she was a baby, her parents had a little yellow sign in their car window that read: THING ON BOARD.
Yo momma's so fat that when she goes outside in her yellow jacket people say "Look it's the magic school bus!!!"
Yo momma's teeth are so yellow when she smiled all the traffic stopped.
Yo momma's teeth are so yellow, that when she smiles, people slow down.
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