Yo Mama Phone Jokes

Yo mama talks on the phone so much, it's busy even when I dial the wrong number.

Yo mama's so dumb she called my house askin for my phone number.

Yo mama's so fat she stepped on a scale and she saw her phone number.

Yo mama's so fat that she has more Chins than a Chinese phone book!

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes on a scale, it shows her own phone number.

Yo mama's so fat that when she talks to herself, it's a long distance call.

Yo mama's so fat the telephone company gave her two area codes.

Yo mama's so fat when she talks to herself it's a long distance call.

Yo mama's so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!

Yo mama's so stupid she put a phone up her ass and thought she was making a booty call.

Yo mama's so stupid that she picked up the phone and asked "What button do I push?"

Yo mama's so stupid that she tripped over a cordless phone!

Yo mama's so ugly when she took a selfie the phone died.

Yo momma's so clumsy that she tripped over a cordless phone.

Yo momma's so dumb she stuck a phone up her ass to make a booty call.

Yo momma's so fat the only way to get her out of a telephone booth is to grease her thighs and throw a Twinkie in the street.

Yo momma's so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."