Religious Yo Mama Jokes

Yo mama's so fat that God couldn't light the Earth until she moved!

Yo mama's so fat that she had to go to Sea World to get baptized.

Yo mama's so fat that when she bungee jumps she goes straight to hell!

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to church and sat on a bible, Jesus came out and said "LET MY PEOPLE GO!"

Yo mama's so fat they had to baptize her at Sea World.

Yo mama's so old and fat that when God said "Let there be Light", he told her to move her fat ass out of the way.

Yo mama's so old God signed her yearbook.

Yo mama's so old she got seasick on Noah's Ark.

Yo mama's so old she got the first copy of the Ten Commandments.

Yo mama's so old she has a Jesus Christ starter jacket.

Yo mama's so old she has a picture of Jesus in her yearbook.

Yo mama's so old she has all the apostles in her black book.

Yo mama's so old she left her purse on Noahs ark.

Yo mama's so old she owes Jesus Christ a quarter.

Yo mama's so old she sat behind Jesus in 3rd grade.

Yo mama's so old she sat in front of Jesus in the first grade.

Yo mama's so old she sat next to jesus in the 1st grade

Yo mama's so old she took friendship pictures with Adam & Eve.

Yo mama's so old she wrote up Noah's animal list.

Yo mama's so old that she baby-sat for Jesus.

Yo mama's so old that she called the cops when David and Goliath started to fight.

Yo mama's so old that she co-wrote the Ten Commandments.

Yo mama's so old that she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.

Yo mama's so old that she has Adam & Eve's autographs.

Yo mama's so old that she has an autographed bible.

Yo mama's so old that she needed a walker when Jesus was still in diapers.

Yo mama's so old that she's mentioned in the shout out at the end of the bible.

Yo mama's so old that when Moses split the red sea, she was on the other side fishing.

Yo mama's so old when God said "Let there be light" she was there to flick the switch.

Yo mama's so stupid that she thought St. Ides was a Catholic church.