Religious Yo Mama Jokes

Yo mama's so ugly she turn Martin Luther King’s dream into a nightmare.

Yo mama's so ugly when God said let there be light and saw her for the first time, he turned the light off.

Yo mama's so ugly when she went to hell the devil refused to keep her.

Yo mamma so old when God said "let there be light" she was the one who thru the switch.

Yo mamma's so fat she had to be baptized at Sea World!

Yo mamma's so old she owes Jesus food stamps.

Yo moma is so fat that when God said let there be light..... she moved out the way.

Yo momma so fat God couldn't light Earth till she moved!

Yo momma so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized.

Yo momma so fat she was baptised in the ocean.

Yo momma so fat she was baptized at Marine World.

Yo momma so fat she was mistaken for God's bowling ball!

Yo momma so fat when you was a baby and she bounced you on her stomach - you high-fived Jesus...

Yo momma so nasty she joined the four horseman: war, death, famine, disease and Yo momma.

Yo momma so old and stupid she knew the Virgin Mary when she was 10 and said, "Li'l Mary will never amount to anything".

Yo momma so old even God calls her mother!

Yo momma so old God was her first boyfriend.

Yo momma so old she got to see passion of the Christ live!

Yo momma so old she has Jesus' beeper number!

Yo momma so old she has Moses beeper number.

Yo momma so old she owes Jesus 3 bucks!

Yo momma so old she owes Jesus 5 dollars

Yo momma so old she owes Jesus a nickel.

Yo momma so old she still owes Jesus two dollars.

Yo momma so old she took Jesus to prom.

Yo momma so old she was Jesus Wet Nurse.

Yo momma so old she's in Jesus's yearbook!

Yo momma so old when God said "Let their be light", she flipped the switch.

Yo momma so old when Moses parted the Red Sea, she was on the other side.

Yo momma so ugly when she was born, GOD admitted that even HE could make a mistake!