Yo Mama's like AOL. So easy to use no wonder it's number one!
Yo mama's so stupid, when the computer said "Press any key to continue", she couldn't find the 'Any' key.
Yo mama's so dumb not even Google could translate her.
Yo mama's so dumb she spell-checks her name!
Yo mama's so dumb she went to the eye doctor to buy an iPad.
Yo mama's so dumb that she went to the dentist and asked for a Bluetooth.
Yo mama's so fat and dumb that the only reason she opened her email was because she heard it contained spam.
Yo mama's so fat her headphones are a pair of PA speakers connected to a car amplifier.
Yo mama's so fat MTX audio's subwoofers couldn't rattle her bones!
Yo mama's so fat NASA plans to use her to plug the hole in the ozone layer.
Yo mama's so fat she couldn't fit in a YouTube video.
Yo mama's so fat she dose not need to use the internet she's already world wide.
Yo mama's so fat she uses triple e-mail!
Yo mama's so fat that even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!
Yo mama's so fat that she cangt even fit into an AOL chat room.
Yo mama's so fat that she has to use a VCR as a beeper!
Yo mama's so fat that she has to use a VCR for a pager.
Yo mama's so fat that THX can't even surround her.
Yo mama's so fat that when she sat on an iPhone, it turned into an ipad.
Yo mama's so fat you can see her from space.
Yo mama's so nasty that I chatted with her on MSN and she gave me a virus.
Yo mama's so popular that Facebook crashed on her birthday, because too many people posted wishes on her wall.
Yo mama's so stupid she sold her VCR to rent a video.
Yo mama's so stupid she thought solar power was an energy drink.
Yo mama's so stupid she thought youtube was a plumbing company.
Yo mama's so stupid she went to the orthodontist to get a bluetooth.
Yo mama's so stupid she went to the river to watch a livestream.
Yo mama's so stupid that she thought menopause was a button on the VCR.
Yo mama's so stupid that she tries to email people by putting envelopes into her computer's disk drive.
Yo mama's so stupid that when she broke her VCR, she bought a video tape on how to fix your VCR.
I highly respect yo momma, and I think she's a wonderful person! You should never, ever joke about your mother in the way described on this page!
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