Yo Mama Technology Jokes

Yo mama's so stupid that when the computer said "Press any key to continue", she couldn't find the 'Any' key.

Yo mama's so ugly that when she uploaded a photo of herself to a computer, it was rejected by the anti-virus software.

Yo mama's stupid that she put a book in someones face and called facebook.

Yo mama's such a loser she uses Microsoft Word to write a love letter.

Yo mamas so dumb she thought Xbox was a box for the letter x.

Yo mamas so fat she didn’t need internet she was already worldwide.

Yo mama’s so fat that when she sat on my iPad it turned into a flat screen tv.

Yo mama’s so fat that when she sat on my iPhone it turned into an iPad.

Yo mama’s so ignorant, Dell outsourced all its tech support to her.

Yo mom's so fat Google haven’t finished indexing her.

Yo mom's so fat she got permission to write 150 chars on twitter.

Yo mom's so fat that when you put her location in a GPS it said you've reached your destination.

Yo momma so fat and dumb, she tears apart computers looking for cookies.

Yo momma so fat she doesn't use Microsoft, she uses MEGASOFT!!!

Yo momma so stupid she wanted an apple and went to the Apple Store.

Yo momma's so fat Stephen Hawkings black hole theory was based on her.

Yo momma's so fat when she sat on an iPad she made a plasma TV.

Yo momma's so fat when she sat on an iPod, she made the iPad

Yo momma's so stupid she turns to BuzzFeed articles for advice.

Yo mom’s so fat she doesn’t need Internet because she’s already World Wide.

Your sister is so chatty when she signed into Skype it said "Error: Too Much Information"