Yo mama's so dumb she thought Pirates of the Caribbean was a documentary.
Yo mama's so dumb that she walked out of X-Men wondering why Gandalf didn’t just blast Picard with his wand.
Yo mama's so fat it takes TWO T-1000s to impersonate her.
Yo mama's so fat it took Hannibal Lecter 3 years to eat her.
Yo mama's so fat she stood in front of the Hollywood sign and it just said H d.
Yo mama's so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.
Yo mama's so fat she won the hunger games with just a fart.
Yo mama's so fat that even Chuck Norris couldn't run around her.
Yo mama's so fat that she doesn't get dreams, she gets movies!
Yo mama's so fat that she was cut from the cast of E.T., because she caused an eclipse when she rode the bike across the moon.
Yo mama's so fat that when she lays on the beach, people run around yelling Free Willy.
Yo mama's so fat when she auditioned for a part in "Indiana Jones," she got the part as the big rolling ball.
Yo mama's so fat when she auditioned for a role in "Raiders of the Lost Ark," she got the part as the big rolling boulder.
Yo mama's so fat when she goes to see a movie, she becomes the projector screen.
Yo mama's so fat when she goes to the beach, little kids yell "Free Willy, Free Willy."
Yo mama's so fat when she goes to the movie, she sits next to everyone.
Yo mama's so fat when she walks people see ripples in their cups of water.
Yo mama's so fat when she works at the movie theater, she works as the screen.
Yo mama's so hairy that they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower!
Yo mama's so old Doc's DeLorean ran out of gas while trying to travel to the year she was born.
Yo mama's so old Jurassic Park brought back memories.
Yo mama's so old that the first time she saw the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles was the Renaissance!
Yo mama's so poor she joined the Hunger Games for food.
Yo mama's so stupid that she brought a cup to the movie "Juice."
Yo mama's so stupid that she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain.
Yo mama's so ugly she could scare Cujo off a meat truck.
Yo mama's so ugly she gives Freddy Kreuger nightmares.
Yo mama's so ugly she makes Predator feel better about himself.
Yo mama's so ugly she scared Shrek out of his own swamp.
Yo mama's so ugly she was kicked out of Monsters Inc. because all of the monsters were scared of her.
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