Yo Mama Movie Jokes

Yo mama's so ugly SkyNet sent a Terminator back in time to smack her PARENTS!

Yo mama's so ugly when the terminator said "I'll be back" he left running.

Yo mama's such a junkie, she took both the red pill AND the blue pill.

Yo mama’s so cross-eyed, she has to sit sideways at the movie theater.

Yo mama’s so stupid, she thought Pennywise was an ATM.

Yo mamma so fat when she stepped on a weighing scale, Buzz Lightyear popped out and said "to infinity, and beyond".

Yo mamma so ugly when she went to see The Dark Knight Rises, he couldn’t.

Yo momma eyes are so big, she makes E.T. jealous.

Yo momma so dark they made a movie of her heart transplant called "From the darkest heart of Africa".

Yo momma so fat she entered the Hunger Games and won all 75 of them.

Yo momma so fat that she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across the moon, she caused an eclipse.

Yo momma so pretty, she makes Chuck Norris look bald.

Yo momma so stupid she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes.

Yo momma so ugly even ALIEN facehuggers run away from her!

Yo momma's so cross-eyed, she went to a movie and thought it was a double feature.

Yo momma's so dumb she took you to the drive-in movie theater to see Closed for the season

Yo momma's so fat she makes Free Willy look like a tic tac.

Yo momma's so fat that a movie theater is a 24 inch TV.

Yo momma's so fat the only reason she started reading The Hunger Games is because she thought it was about food.

Yo momma's so stupid she watched Narnia and spent the rest of the year trying to talk to rabbits.

Yo momma's so ugly Fix-It Felix said, "I can't fix it."

Yo sista so fat she entered the Hunger Games and won all 75 of them.

Your mama so evil her childwood bestfriend was annabelle.