Yo Mama so Fat Jokes

Yo mama's so fat when she stepped up on them talking scales, it told her to get the fuck off.

Yo mama's so fat when she stomped she caused an earthquake in 50 diffrent country's.

Yo mama's so fat when she swims, she leaves stretch marks on the swimming pool.

Yo mama's so fat when she tiptoes, everyone yells "Stampede!"

Yo mama's so fat when she travels, she's gotta make two trips.

Yo mama's so fat when she walks across the living room, the radio skips.

Yo mama's so fat when she walks down the street everyone yells "Earthquake!"

Yo mama's so fat when she walks down the street, you can hear her hips saying to each other "If you let me by, I'll let you pass."

Yo mama's so fat when she was born, her mama dropped a full ton of weight.

Yo mama's so fat when she was born, she didn't get a birth certificate, she got blue prints.

Yo mama's so fat when she went to a buffet, she pulled the fire alarm to have the restaurant to her self.

Yo mama's so fat when she went to in and out she could go in but she can’t go out.

Yo mama's so fat when she went to the beach Greenpeace tried to drag her ass back in the water.

Yo mama's so fat when she went to the Rose Parade they thought she was a float.

Yo mama's so fat when she wore a shirt with an AA on it, people thought it was American Airlines biggest jet.

Yo mama's so fat you can pinch an inch on her forehead.

Yo mama's so fat you can smack it up, flip it, and rub it down all at the same time.

Yo mama's so fat you can't even see her legs, it just looks like she's gliding across the floor.

Yo mamas so fat she looked at the menu and said "OK"

Yo mamas so fat that when she went into space there was no space.

Yo mamas so fat you have to grease the door and hold a twinke on the other side to get her through the door.

Yo mama’s so fat that when she wanted to play pool she had to play with the planets.

Yo mamma is so fat, that when she went to a birthday party, all the kids started jumping on her because they thought that she was the bouncy house they ordered.

Yo mamma so fat her BMI is measured in acres.

Yo mamma so fat she fell off BOTH sides of the bed.

Yo mamma so fat she sat on the toilet it said abcdef get your fat ass off of me.

Yo mamma so fat she wears two watches to keep track of the time zones she's in.

Yo mamma so fat when she jumped up, she got stuck in the air.

Yo mamma so fat when she was swimming she was mistaken for an island!

Yo mamma so fat you have to roll over twice to get off her.