Yo Mama so Fat Jokes

Yo mama's so fat when I was done I rolled over, over again, and I was still on top of the bitch.

Yo mama's so fat when it rains people use her butt cheeks as a rain guard.

Yo mama's so fat when it says all-u-can-eat it still ain't enough.

Yo mama's so fat when she backs up she beeps.

Yo mama's so fat when she bends over we go into daylight savings time.

Yo mama's so fat when she booked a water bed at a hotel, they laid a blanket over the ocean.

Yo mama's so fat when she comes down the stairs she measures on the Richter scale.

Yo mama's so fat when she dances at the concert, the whole band skips.

Yo mama's so fat when she dances, she makes the band skip.

Yo mama's so fat when she dances, the radio skips.

Yo mama's so fat when she fart the whole planet came out.

Yo mama's so fat when she fell down and cut herself, gravy poured out.

Yo mama's so fat when she fell down the stairs, she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.

Yo mama's so fat when she fell down, she rocked herself to sleep, trying to get back up.

Yo mama's so fat when she gets out of the taxi at the airport, ALL the automatic doors open up!

Yo mama's so fat when she goes bungee jumping, she brings the bridge down too.

Yo mama's so fat when she goes skydiving she doesn't use a parachute to land, she uses a twin-engine plane!

Yo mama's so fat when she goes to an office, they tell her to pull up a sofa.

Yo mama's so fat when she goes to the beach she comes home with a harpoon in her back.

Yo mama's so fat when she goes to the circus she sees the big top and asks "Where can I try that on?"

Yo mama's so fat when she goes to the circus she takes up all the rings.

Yo mama's so fat when she hauls ass, she has friends come help.

Yo mama's so fat when she leaves the beach everybody shouts "The coast is clear."

Yo mama's so fat when she played hide-n-go-seek, she hid behind a water tower.

Yo mama's so fat when she pressed the UP button on the elevator it went DOWN.

Yo mama's so fat when she ran away, they had to put her picture on the milk truck.

Yo mama's so fat when she ran out into the road in front of me, I tried to swerve round, but ran out of petrol.

Yo mama's so fat when she runs she makes the CD player skip... at the radio station.

Yo mama's so fat when she stepped on a scale it said only one person please.

Yo mama's so fat when she stepped onto the scale it said "to infinity and beyond!"