Yo Mama so Fat Jokes

Yo mamma's so fat, the bitch beeps when she moves backwards

Yo mamma's so fat I don't have to make a joke.

Yo mamma's so fat if i flicked her stomach, I could go surfing on it.

Yo mamma's so fat people excersise around her

Yo mamma's so fat she has three back pockets.

Yo mamma's so fat she make a Zephlin look like a toy.

Yo mamma's so fat that when she rolls on the ground friction occurs and sets her body on fire and dies.

Yo mamma’s so fat when she takes 1 step she caused earthquakes measured 10.9.

Yo moma is so fat when she dies the stairway to heaven will break!

Yo moma is so fat when she stood on the scale it said, 'One person at a time please'.

Yo moma is so fat when she walked past my window I lost 4 days of light.

Yo moma so fat she is like the universe, always expanding, and full of dark matter.

Yo momma so fat bitch broke her leg and gravy came out.

Yo momma so fat her belt loops have mile markers.

Yo momma so fat her big toe got stuck in the catflap.

Yo momma so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!

Yo momma so fat her nickname is "DAMN".

Yo momma so fat her pictures keep falling off the wall.

Yo momma so fat her shadow puts dents in the ground.

Yo momma so fat her tits are in two different time zones.

Yo momma so fat her wanted poster is painted on a billboard behind the post off

Yo momma so fat I bumped into her and said “Sorry, my mistake.” She said “Did you just say steak?”

Yo momma so fat I took her to a dance and the band skipped.

Yo momma so fat it takes her two trips to haul ass.

Yo momma so fat last time she went swimming she got harpooned.

Yo momma so fat one day she was standing on the street corner, and a cop came up to her and told her to break it up...

Yo momma so fat people use her dandruff as quilts.

Yo momma so fat she broke her leg and gravy fell out.

Yo momma so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!

Yo momma so fat she cant reach her back pocket.