Yo Mama so Fat Jokes

Yo momma so fat she couldn't move out of the way

Yo momma so fat she doesn't use Microsoft, she uses MEGASOFT!!!

Yo momma so fat she got hit by a truck and asked "Who threw that rock?".

Yo momma so fat she got stuck in an armless chair.

Yo momma so fat she had to get out of bed to roll over.

Yo momma so fat she has a "for sale" sign on her third chin.

Yo momma so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand!

Yo momma so fat she has her own gravitational pull.

Yo momma so fat she has more rolls than a mary jane truck.

Yo momma so fat she has to buy two airline tickets.

Yo momma so fat she jumped and caused the dinosaurs to become extinct.

Yo momma so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.

Yo momma so fat she reminds me of a toilet bowl! short, round, full of water and full of shit!

Yo momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!

Yo momma so fat she stepped on a talking scale and it told her to get off!!!

Yo momma so fat she think a balanced meal is a ham in each hand.

Yo momma so fat She thought gravy was a beverage.

Yo momma so fat she uses a pillow case as a sock.

Yo momma so fat she was born on the 4th, 5th and 6th of March!

Yo momma so fat she was Miss Arizona -- class Battleship.

Yo momma so fat she wears two watches because she's in two timezones!

Yo momma so fat she won "Miss Bessie the Cow 94".

Yo momma so fat she wore a sign that said "CAUTION: Wide Turns!"

Yo momma so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views!

Yo momma so fat that when she cuts herself, she bleeds cottage cheese.

Yo momma so fat that when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips!

Yo momma so fat that when she walks past a window and it's sunny out, we loose four days of sunlight.

Yo momma so fat that when she wants to get clean, she has one foot in the bath and one foot in the bog.

Yo momma so fat the Aids quilt wouldn't cover her.

Yo momma so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it.