Yo Mama so Fat Jokes

Yo momma so fat were in her right now.

Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps she pulls down the bridge too.

Yo momma so fat when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.

Yo momma so fat when she lays down stunt men try to jump over her.

Yo momma so fat when she puts her foot down she clears rainforests.

Yo momma so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.

Yo momma so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow!

Yo momma so fat when she went to swim in the ocean she said "Oops I'm in the kiddy pool!"

Yo momma so fat when the bitch goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.

Yo momma so fat when they used her underwear elastic for bungee jumping, they hit the ground.

Yo momma so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!

Yo momma so fat when you put her in a jacuzzi she makes her own gravy!

Yo momma so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!

Yo momma so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a Mars bar on the other side just to get her through.

Yo momma so fat, she plays pool with the planets.

Yo momma so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits around the house.

Yo momma so fat, when she wears a yellow dress, everyone screams “Taxi!”

Yo momma's so fat her feet don't get wet in the shower.

Yo momma's so fat when she sits down, she's three feet taller.

Yo momma's so fat, the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs

Yo momma's so fat, when she was born, she underwent gravitational collapse and became a black hole.

Yo momma's so fat every time she turns around it's her next birthday.

Yo momma's so fat her belt size is "Equator."

Yo momma's so fat her measurements are 36-24-26, and that's just her left arm.

Yo momma's so fat if she goes to an airport they strap a godela to her and pump her full of hydrogen 'cos they think she's a blimp.

Yo momma's so fat it would be just plain rude to make any jokes about her.

Yo momma's so fat people pay to swim with her.

Yo momma's so fat she CAN find her arse with an atlas.

Yo momma's so fat she has to do a Slip 'N Slide on the 405 freeway.

Yo momma's so fat she has to use a matress for a tampon.