Yo Mama so Fat Jokes

Yo momma's so fat she has to use diet soap.

Yo momma's so fat she has to use the ocean as her toilet!

Yo momma's so fat she has trouble getting out of her chair every time.

Yo momma's so fat she passed the window and we lost light for 4 days.

Yo momma's so fat she physically exhausts herself playing chess.

Yo momma's so fat she puts a cup of water in the bathtub and it still overflows.

Yo momma's so fat she shits lard.

Yo momma's so fat she uses pillows for tampons.

Yo momma's so fat she walked out in high heels and came back in flip flops.

Yo momma's so fat she's taller sideways.

Yo momma's so fat that all the local fast foods joints have now installed a "Roll Thru".

Yo momma's so fat that her shadow leaves a footprint.

Yo momma's so fat that when she fell, I didn't wanna laugh, but the ground was cracking up!

Yo momma's so fat that when she fell, no one was laughing but the ground was cracking up

Yo momma's so fat that when she sweats she can be used as a steam roller.

Yo momma's so fat that when she went skydiving, she caused a solar eclipse.

Yo momma's so fat the only thing that's attracted to her is gravity.

Yo momma's so fat when I told her to touch her toes she said, "What are those?"

Yo momma's so fat when people see her they say "Damn, she's fat"

Yo momma's so fat when she farted, she launched herself into orbit.

Yo momma's so fat when she fell down the steps, she was still upstairs.

Yo momma's so fat when she got in the tub, the toilet overflowed.

Yo momma's so fat when she stepped on the scale it read, "Get the hell off me!"

Yo momma's so fat when she tried to become a lawyer they wouldn't let her, they were afraid she'd tip the scales of justice.

Yo momma's so fat when she walked into the all-you-can-eat buffet, they had to install speed bumps.

Yo momma's so fat when she walks backwards you hear, "Beep! Beep! Beep!"

Yo momma's so fat when she wear high heels, she struck oil.

Yo momma's so fat......Saturn is borrowing her hula-hoop.

Yo momma'so fat if she was a witch, her broomstick would be a broomtree!

Yo momma’s so fat she’s got triabetes.