Yo Mama so Ugly Jokes

Yo mama's so ugly she hurt my feelings.

Yo mama's so ugly she killed the man in the mirror.

Yo mama's so ugly she looks like she got hit with a bag of "What the fuck?!?!"

Yo mama's so ugly she looks like you.

Yo mama's so ugly she's like a shotgun, devastating at close range.

Yo mama's so ugly she's the reason why the titanic sink.

Yo mama's so ugly she's uugly. I had to add another u `cause u is ugly too!

Yo mama's so ugly that her birth certificate contained an apology letter from the condom factory.

Yo mama's so ugly that her pillow cries at night.

Yo mama's so ugly that her shadow ran away from her.

Yo mama's so ugly that I took her to a haunted house and she came out with a job application.

Yo mama's so ugly that if she was a scarecrow, the corn would run away.

Yo mama's so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd be building a highrise.

Yo mama's so ugly that it looks like she's been bobbing for french fries.

Yo mama's so ugly that she climbed the ugly ladder and didn't miss a step.

Yo mama's so ugly that she could be the poster child for birth control.

Yo mama's so ugly that she could scare the flies off a shit wagon.

Yo mama's so ugly that she didn't get hit with the ugly stick, she got hit by the whole damn tree.

Yo mama's so ugly that she gave UGLY a bad name.

Yo mama's so ugly that she has 7 years bad luck just trying to look at herself in the mirror.

Yo mama's so ugly that she looks like she's been in a dryer filled with rocks.

Yo mama's so ugly that she made Loz cry.

Yo mama's so ugly that she makes Sailor Bubba feel dirty.

Yo mama's so ugly that she practices birth control by leaving the lights on.

Yo mama's so ugly that she scared the crap out of the toilet.

Yo mama's so ugly that she scares the roaches away.

Yo mama's so ugly that she threw a boomerang and it wouldn't even come back.

Yo mama's so ugly that she tried to take a bath and the water jumped out!

Yo mama's so ugly that she's never seen herself 'cause the mirrors keep breaking.

Yo mama's so ugly that that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.