Yo Mama so Ugly Jokes

Yo mama so ugly' her cheerios cried.

Yo mama so ugly, Hello Kitty said “Goodbye!”

Yo mama so ugly, her mirrors cracked when she walked by them.

Yo mama so ugly, she makes blind children cry.

Yo mama so ugly, that she made a blind kid cry.

Yo mama so ugly, when Hulk seen her instead of saying "Hulk smash" he said "HULK PASS".

Yo mama so ugly, when she put the bins out, the rubbish bins picked her up instead!

Yo mama soooooooo ugly when she looked in the mirror her reflection shook its head!

Yo mama was such an ugly baby, her parents had to feed her with a slingshot.

Yo mama's so ugly Donald Trump used her as a border patrol guard!

Yo mama's so ugly her armpits are so hairy it looks like she had Buckwheat in a headlock.

Yo mama's so ugly her face is closed on wednesday.

Yo mama's so ugly her face is closed on weekends!

Yo mama's so ugly she has three teeth...one in her mouth & two in her pocket.

Yo mama's so ugly she looks like her face caught on fire and they put it out with a fork.

Yo mama's so ugly she looks like her face caught on fire and they put it out with a track cleat.

Yo mama's so ugly she made Donald trump's Wig run away.

Yo mama's so ugly she uses her face for birth control.

Yo mama's so ugly she's Donald trumps wife.

Yo mama's so ugly that a sculpture of her face is used when torturing prisoners at Guantanamo Bay.

Yo mama's so ugly that government intelligence agencies have to pixelize her face when spying on her.

Yo mama's so ugly that it looks like someone did the stanky leg dance on her face.

Yo mama's so ugly they know what time she were born, because her face stopped the clock!

Yo mama's so ugly they put her face on a poster for abstinence.

Yo mama's so ugly they put her face on box of Ex-Lax and sold it empty.

Yo mama's so ugly they rub tree branches on her face to make ugly sticks.

Yo mama's so ugly they used to push her face into dough to make gorilla biscuits.

Yo mama's so ugly when I last saw a mouth like hers, it had a hook in it.

Yo mama's so ugly, if you looked up ugly in the dictionary her picture would be next to it.

Yo mama's so ugly bitch looks like she was hit by the whole damn ugly tree!