Yo momma so ugly she’s the reason Jason where’s a mask.
Yo momma so ugly that when she fell out of the ugly tree she hit every branch on the way down.
Yo momma so ugly that when she looked out the window she was arrested for mooning!
Yo momma so ugly the boomerang don’t come back.
Yo momma so ugly the tide wouldn't even take her out.
Yo momma so ugly they only wanted her feet for the freak show.
Yo momma so ugly they put her in dough and made monster cookies!
Yo momma so ugly they threw her away and kept the afterbirth.
Yo momma so ugly when she cries the tears run up her face.
Yo momma so ugly when she walk by the bathroom the toilet flushes by itsef.."
Yo momma so ugly when she was a baby her mother used to feed her with a slingshot.
Yo momma so ugly when she was a baby, her parents had a little yellow sign in their car window that read: THING ON BOARD.
Yo momma so ugly when she was born the windows of her incubator were tinted.
Yo momma so ugly when when she sent the friend request on the Vista someone dis accepted it.
Yo momma so ugly you could tell the face, only 'cuz it had ears.
Yo momma's so ugly they put her face on a milk carton and it spoiled
Yo momma's so ugly, she made a gorilla's ass look like elvis presley
Yo momma's so ugly blind people hate to look at her.
Yo momma's so ugly even Hello Kitty said, "Goodbye" to her
Yo momma's so ugly it was the first time Hello Kitty said, "Bye."
Yo momma's so ugly minutes after she was born her Mother shouted "What a treasure!" and her Poppa said "Yes, now let's go and bury her..."
Yo momma's so ugly she makes the blind go crippled.
Yo momma's so ugly that her mirror quit.
Yo momma's so ugly you ran her over with your car
Yo mom’s so ugly even Ripley’s cannot believe it.
Your mama is so ugly that i always have loose motion whenever i see her.
Your mama so ugly she makes the unions cry.
Your mama so ugly when she went into a haunted house she came out with a job application.
Your mom is so ugly that her clothes dont want to be put on her.
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