Yo Mama so Ugly Jokes

Yo mama's so ugly even the tide won't come back in.

Yo mama's so ugly even the tide won't take her out.

Yo mama's so ugly flies won't land on her.

Yo mama's so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breastfeed her.

Yo mama's so ugly her mother had to feed her with a sling shot.

Yo mama's so ugly her picture is on the inside of a Roach Motel.

Yo mama's so ugly her portraits hang themselves.

Yo mama's so ugly her reflection is scared of her.

Yo mama's so ugly her shadow quit.

Yo mama's so ugly her shadow ran away from her.

Yo mama's so ugly I can't even make a joke out of it.

Yo mama's so ugly if she was a flavor da bitch would be oogalicious.

Yo mama's so ugly if you looked up ugly in the dictionary her picture would be next to it.

Yo mama's so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck.

Yo mama's so ugly it looks like her neck threw up

Yo mama's so ugly it looks like she got hit with a hot sack of nickels.

Yo mama's so ugly it looks like she ran the 100 yard dash in a 90 yard gym.

Yo mama's so ugly it makes me wish birth control is retroactive.

Yo mama's so ugly people make jokes about her.

Yo mama's so ugly roaches go "Hi mom!"

Yo mama's so ugly she can stand on the front porch and count the chickens in the back.

Yo mama's so ugly she cant buy beauty products.

Yo mama's so ugly she cant even attract mosquitos!

Yo mama's so ugly she could only be Yo mama.

Yo mama's so ugly she didn't get hit with the ugly stick, she got hit with the ugly log.

Yo mama's so ugly she didn't get hit with the ugly stick, she ran through the whole damn forest.

Yo mama's so ugly she entered the ugly contest and the judge said "sorry, no professionals."

Yo mama's so ugly she has to creep up on her makeup.

Yo mama's so ugly she has to creep up on water to get a drink.

Yo mama's so ugly she has to get the baby drunk to breast feed it.