Yo mama's so ugly you could stick her face in dough and make monster cookies.
Yo mamas so ugly they put a picture of her on a fridge to keep the flies away.
Yo mama’s so ugly her mother had to be drunk to breastfeed her.
Yo mama’s so ugly that if ugly were a crime, she’d get the electric chair.
Yo mamma is so ugly her mother thought she was a animal.
Yo mamma is so ugly when she looked in the mirror she had a panic attack.
Yo mamma so ugly the door at publix did not even want to open up for her.
Yo mamma's so ugly her tears run down the back of her head because they’re afraid of her face.
Yo Mamma's so ugly, she looked in the closet and the boogy man quit.
Yo mamma's so ugly she'd scare lightning up a tree.
Yo momma so ugly "you could throw her in the ce-ment pond and skim ugly for two weeks..."
Yo momma so ugly her birth certificate was an apology letter.
Yo momma so ugly I've seen cowpies I'd rather do it with.
Yo momma so ugly it looks like her face caught fire and they put it out with an ice pick!
Yo momma so ugly it looks like she sleeps on a bed of nails, FACE DOWN!
Yo momma so ugly she could be the poster child for abortion/birth control!
Yo momma so ugly she could scare the chrome off a bumper!
Yo momma so ugly she could scare the moss off a rock!
Yo momma so ugly she had to make you out of clay.
Yo momma so ugly she has little round marks all over her body from people touching her with 10-foot poles.
Yo momma so ugly she has to sneak up on the mirror.
Yo momma so ugly she is very successful at her job: Being a scarecrow.
Yo momma so ugly she just got a job at the airport, sniffing for drugs
Yo momma so ugly she must have been shot with the ugly gun at point blank range!
Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
Yo momma so ugly she uses a line of makeup called "why bother".
Yo momma so ugly she was once viciously gang-dressed by a group of Hell's Angels.
Yo momma so ugly she wasn't beaten with an ugly stick...the whole forest fell on her.
Yo momma so ugly she'd scare a buzzard off a gut wagon.
Yo momma so ugly she's the cover girl for iodine.
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