Yo Mama House Jokes

Yo momma house so small she has to go outside to eat a large pizza.

Yo momma house so small you have to go outside to change Yo mind.

Yo momma so fat the only thing stopping her from going to work in the morning is the front door.

Yo momma so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits around the house.

Yo momma so stupid she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house.

Yo momma so stupid she sat on a window ledge thinking she'd get framed.

Yo momma's house is so nasty I tripped over a rat and a cockroach stole my wallet.

Yo momma's house is so nasty that even the coackroaches wear slippers.

Yo momma's house is so poor it has a kickstand.

Yo momma's house is so poor they tore it down and put up a slum.

Yo momma's house is so small I put a key in the front door lock and broke a window.

Yo momma's house is so small the Welcome Mat just says WEL

Yo momma's house so small you have to go outside to change Yo mind.

Yo momma's so dumb I told her drinks were on the house so she went and got a ladder

Yo momma's so fat we have to butter her sides and put a twinkee on the other side to get her through a doorway.

Yo momma's so poor people rob her house for practice

Yo momma's so poor when I rang the doorbell she leaned out the window and said DING DONG

Yo momma's so poor when I ring the doorbell, your little brother pops his head out the window and yells "Ding Dong"!