Yo Mama Television Jokes

Yo mama's so hairy they filmed National Geographic in her bathroom.

Yo mama's so old she watches PBS.

Yo mama's so OLD..... Zombies don't want to eat her, because her flesh is more rotten than THEIRS!

Yo mama's so poor that she watches TV on an Etch-A-Sketch.

Yo mama's so poor that when yo family watches TV, they go to Sears.

Yo mama's so poor when your famnily watches TV, they go to Ed Kelleys.

Yo mama's so stupid it takes her two hours to watch "60 Minutes."

Yo mama's so stupid she put paper on the television and called it paper view

Yo mama's so stupid she was the reason the walking dead was made.

Yo mama's so stupid that I told her I was reading a book by Homer and she asked if I had anything written by Bart.

Yo mama's so stupid that she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home.

Yo mama's so stupid that she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!

Yo mama's so stupid that she went to the store to buy a color TV and asked what colors they had.

Yo mama's so ugly she didn't need a disguise from the zombies.

Yo mama's so ugly she makes Meg from Family Guy look like a super model.

Yo mama's so ugly she turned the walking dead to the mama dead cause zombies run from her.

Yo mama's so ugly that the FCC requires her face to be blurred when she's on TV, because of decency rules.

Yo mama's so ugly when she went camping, the park ranger was like "Hey Yogi!"

Yo mamma so ugly even Bob the Builder said, “We can’t fix it.”

Yo momma so cross-eyed she watches TV in stereo.

Yo momma's so fat she walked in front of the t.v and I missed a whole series of friends!

Yo momma's so fat that she walked in front of the television, and I missed an entire two-hour special episode of Saturday Night Live.

Yo momma's so fat that when she walked in front of the tv, I missed two episodes.

Yo momma's so fat when she walked in front of the television, I missed three commercials.

Your mama so radioactive that when she thinks of football the TV changes to the sports channel!