Yo mama's so ugly that even Voldemort won't say her name.
Yo mama's so ugly that Harry Potter, ever the hero, gave her his Invisibility Cloak.
Yo mama's so ugly that the Whomping Willow saw her and died.
Yo mama's the reason that Dumbledore turned gay.
Yo mama’s breath is the secret ingredient in the Weasly’s Butterscotch Barf-ies.
Yo mama’s so fat she tried to eat Cornelius Fudge!
Yo mama’s so fat that if you use sectum sempra on her she bleeds butterbeer!
Yo mama’s so fat when she goes looking for the room of requirement she finds a McDonalds!
Yo mama’s so masculine, she makes Dumbledore go, “DAAAYYYUMM!”.
Yo mama’s so nasty everybody calls her She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Naked!
Yo mama’s so nasty the Forbidden Forrest was named after her!
Yo mama’s so old she gave Nicholas Flamel his first handjob!
Yo mama’s so stupid she thinks Patronus is a kind of Tequlia!
Yo mama’s so ugly that when the basilisk snuck up on her and saw her face, SHE dropped dead!
Yo mama’s so ugly the Dementor’s Kiss was swapped out for a hearty handshake and a promise to give her a call sometime.
Yo mama’s such a ho that she lets ANYONE enter her “chamber of secrets”.
Yo mama’s such a tramp that she’s given more rides than the Hogwarts Express!
Yo mama’s such a tramp that she’s like a quidditch broomstick – everyone gets a ride.
Yo mama’s the only mute prostitue in Hogsmeade. They call her “dumb-le-whore”!
Yo mamma so dumb she made goyle and crabbe look like hermione granger.
Yo mamma so fat she splinched herself an' nobody noticed.
Yo mamma so fat that she ate the dementors near her.
Yo mamma so nasty every pair of her panties has the Dark Mark.
Yo mamma so old that when snape did leglemency on her he saw some dinosaurs.
Yo mamma so stupid she thinks Sirius Black is the soul station on satellite radio.
Yo mamma so stupid that when the Sorting Hate tried to sort her, she thought she was modeling and began strutting around the Great hall doing turns and making poses.
Yo mamma so ugly that when she wanted the make the Philosopher's Stone to make her beautiful, it said "Impossible", and broke into a million pieces.
Yo mamma so ugly that when Voldemort saw her, his eyes turned red.
Yo mamma's so fat there's a portrait of her guarding Gryffindor tower.
Yo mom's so fat she went to Hogwarts and got sorted into the House of Pancakes.
I highly respect yo momma, and I think she's a wonderful person! You should never, ever joke about your mother in the way described on this page!
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