Yo mama Harry Potter

Yo mama so stupid she played got your nose with Voldemort!

Yo mama so ugly her soul was taken by the Dementor's Friendly Handshake.

Yo Mama so ugly she is Voldemorts Bogart.

Yo mama so ugly she scares the Dementors away.

Yo mama so ugly she thought that Hogwarts were the growth on her thigh.

Yo mama so ugly she turned the Basilisk to stone.

Yo mama so ugly that as a baby they had to use the Confundus Charm so the family would play with her.

Yo mama so ugly that she lost a beauty contest to Mountain Troll.

Yo mama so ugly that Voldemort took one look at her and killed HIMSELF!”

Yo mama so ugly that when she asked Crabbe to take her to the Yule Ball, he decided to go with Goyle instead!

Yo mama so ugly that when she walked into Gringotts Wizarding Bank, they gave her a job application.

Yo mama so ugly the Ministry of Magic arrested her thinking she was an unregistered animagi.

Yo mama so ugly Voldemort commited suicide when he saw her.

Yo mama so ugly when she was born the doctor screamed 'Riddikulus'.

Yo mama so ugly you remember that troll that attacked Hogwarts and was defeated in the girl's bathroom during our first year? That was her. That was Yo mama.

Yo mama's so fat if she confronted a boggart it would morph into a treadmill.

Yo mama's so fat she makes Hagrid look like "Mini-me".

Yo mama's so fat she used the invisibility cloak as a bib.

Yo mama's so fat that a wingardium leviosa spell couldn't lift her.

Yo mama's so fat that even the Dementors can't suck her soul out in one sitting.

Yo mama's so fat that the sorting hat couldn't decide where to put her - she couldn't fit in any of the houses!!

Yo mama's so fat that the Sorting Hat put her in all four houses!

Yo mama's so fat the Sorting Hat assigned her to the House of Pancakes.

Yo mama's so old she gave Nicholas Flamel his first kiss.

Yo mama's so pasty, she makes Ron Weasely look like George Hamilton.

Yo mama's so poor she can't even afford a Gringotts account.

Yo mama's so stupid she drowned in a pensieve

Yo mama's so stupid she thinks Sirius Black is a hip hop station on satellite radio.

Yo mama's so ugly even a dementor wouldn't kiss her!

Yo mama's so ugly if she confronted a boggart, it would turn into a mirror.