Yo momma so dumb they put the Sorting Hat on her head and all it heard was an echo.
Yo momma so fat she can destroy a horcrux by sitting on it!
Yo momma so old there ain't an Age Line that can stop her.
Yo momma so skanky, even her patronus got knocked up.
Yo momma so ugly no one can tell when she's an Animagus.
Yo momma so ugly see can destroy a horcrux by looking at it!
Yo momma so ugly that Harry potter gave her his invisibility cloak.
Yo momma's so fat a Dementor can't suck her soul in one sitting!
Yo momma's so fat and hairy, everybody calls her "Hagrid".
Yo momma's so fat her patronus is a cake.
Yo momma's so ugly she scared the hair off of Voldemort.
Yo momma's so ugly Voldemort uses her Playboy picture instead of the Killing Curse.
Yo momma’s ass is so saggy, she’s being sued for copyright infringement by Neville Longbottom.
Yo momma’s so fugly that even Voldemort won’t speak her name.
Yo mum is just like a Dementor, always looking for some “Serious” Black.
Your mama is so hairy people started calling her hairy potter.
I highly respect yo momma, and I think she's a wonderful person! You should never, ever joke about your mother in the way described on this page!
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