Yo mama's so fat it took a team of Astrophysicists years of carefully measuring the distortion of light arriving from galaxies on the far side of her gravity well in order to calculate her mass.
Yo mama's so fat she can't fit in a chat room!
Yo mama's so fat she has a greater gravitational attraction than a black hole.
Yo mama's so fat that a recursive function computing her weight causes a stack overflow.
Yo mama's so fat that all her shell commands run in verbose mode.
Yo mama's so fat that figuring out when she will stop eating will solve the Halting Problem.
Yo mama's so fat that IEEE is working on a wifi protocol so people can get the signals to reach users on opposite sides of her. It's called 802.11 Draft Fat momma
Yo mama's so fat that if she was a queryset she'd have to be paginated.
Yo mama's so fat that she is beginning to fuse hydrogen inside her. I propose building a Dyson sphere around her and harvesting the energy for a clean, long lasting energy solution.
Yo mama's so fat that the long double numeric variable type in C++ is insufficient to express her weight.
Yo mama's so fat that the ratio of the circumference to her diameter is four.
Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on the scale, it said –1.
Yo mama's so fat the fat collapsed into a singularity and made her look good.
Yo mama's so fat the only scanner she gets near is in the supermarket.
Yo mama's so fat when she weighed herself the scale gave her an equation.
Yo mama's so lame if she was a scripting language she'd be VBA.
Yo mama's so lazy, she'll cut but not paste!
Yo mama's so lazy, she'll only single-click the mouse!
Yo mama's so old she has to carbon date herself.
Yo mama's so promiscuous that electrons have a positive charge when they're around her.
Yo mama's so racist that she refers to second drives as slaves still!
Yo mama's so slow and dumb that she can be emulated on a 286.
Yo mama's so strange they named a quark after her.
Yo mama's so stupid that she designed an experiment utilizing quantum entanglement in an attempt to undermine the uncertainty principle.
Yo mama's so stupid you told her Pi * r^2 and she said no, they're round.
Yo mama's so ugly she can't even turn on her computer!
Yo mama's so ugly she can't get a cyber date!
Yo mama's so ugly they named a element after her.
Yo mama's so wide she has to diffract out the door.
Yo mama's such a ho, that she asked all the math majors to to figure out g(f(Yo mom)) just so they could "f" her first.
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