Yo Mama Nerd Jokes

Yo momma's so fat she returns an http 413 error: Request entity too large!

Yo momma's so large, she creates non-Euclidean triangles of more than 180 degrees around her.

Yo momma's so massive, she imploded.

Yo momma's so stupid she thinks CAT-5 is that crazy old lady that lives upstairs.

Yo momma's looked into a carrier-grade singlemode fiber emitter. She's so stupid she looked again with her remaining eye.

Yo momma's so dumb she thinks square roots are vegetables.

Yo momma's so fat gravitational attraction to her increases as the cube of the distance instead of the square!

Yo momma's so fat her ViewState takes up 10K.

Yo momma's so FAT I have to defragment her weekly.

Yo momma's so fat i have to horizontal scroll to see all of her.

Yo momma's so fat if she was a recursive function she would cause a stack overflow.

Yo momma's so fat it took three days to download her picture on an OC-142.

Yo momma's so fat that her weight can't be estimated using a t-distribution, since her fatness doesn't provide any degrees of freedom.

Yo momma's so fat that if you take a pic of her your camera stores it as a bitmap.

Yo momma's so fat that the probability that she's in an arbitrary point in a room is 1.

Yo momma's so fat that when I used multiple integration to find the volume under her curves, it turned out she was a hypervolume and could not be graphed.

Yo momma's so fat that you can see whats behind her due to gravitational lensing.

Yo momma's so fat the recursive function int yourmom{ (return yourmom();} causes a stack overflow.

Yo momma's so fat you can only see her through hawking radiation.

Yo momma's so lazy she offshores breastfeeding you to India.

Yo momma's so obviously visible, nobody knows her momentum.

Yo momma's so ugly I put that picture into GIMP and it returned rm -rf /*.

Yo momma's so unpatched I hit her in the face with a sign that said 255.255.255.255 and she slapped everyone in the room.

Yo momma’s password is so weak you could crack it with a toothpick.

Yo mom’s so fat she thought 256 bytes was a new diet.

Yo mom’s so public that she violates encapsulation.

Yo mother is about 100 kilograms overweight. I recommend that she talk to her physician about this serious problem.

Yo mother is so fat the escape velocity at her surface exceeds 3.0 x 10^8 m/s.

Yo mother serves more requests than http.