Yo Mama Nerd Jokes

Yo mom's so nasty all the files in her repos have DOS line-endings.

Yo mom's so old she takes punch cards.

Yo mom's so promiscuous the RIAA are suing her.

Yo mom's so promiscuous, when I tried to mount her, it said /dev/yourmom: device already in use

Yo mom's so promiscuous, your family tree is recursive.

Yo mom's so repetitive you need an anti-spam filter to talk with her.

Yo mom's so slow, I have to use Thread.Sleep(int.MaxValue) just so she can keep up.

Yo mom's so stupid she tried looking for the Indian living in her SMTP.

Yo mom's so stupid she tried to use substitution to find the definite integral of f(x)=x^2 over the interval 0

Yo mom's so stupid she’s still looking for the any key.

Yo mom's so ugly her ugliness intensity is equal to 10^5 units of ugly at a distance of 1 meter and the threshhold of ugliness for the average human is 10^-12 uglies/m^2

Yo mom's so ugly I wouldn’t talk to her even via proxy.

Yo mom's so ugly it’s just best to forego the “V” in MVC with her.

Yo mom's so ugly she gets her own cubicle at an open space conference.

Yo mom's so ugly that a whois query won’t even do a look up on her.

Yo mom's so ugly that Bing had to start filtering out her pictures in certain countries.

Yo mom's so ugly the decorator pattern couldn’t fix it!

Yo mom's so ugly they tried to build a wrapper around her.

Yo mom's so ugly you were made using .Clone() because every man threw AccesDeniedException at her.

Yo momma has so much mass, I can only assume she reached 99.99*% Light speed and is now continually accelerating!

Yo momma sleeps around so much, your family tree is recursive.

Yo momma smokes so much, her e-mails smells like Newports.

Yo momma so fat Bloatware is her clothing line.

Yo momma so fat I called her and got a stack overflow.

Yo momma so fat random objects take random orbits around her at various LaGrange points.

Yo momma so fat that she has her own moon.

Yo momma so fat you can determine both her momentum and position by means of the same measurement.

Yo momma so stupid the result on her IQ test came up N/A.

Yo momma so ugly your daddy tattooed #region and #endregion on her arms.

Yo momma told me you were an unhandled exception when I was with her last night.