Yo Mama Nerd Jokes

Yo mama so fat when she went to space the laws of physics didn’t apply (she fell is zero gravity).

Yo mama so greasy, I used her as an example to explain the drag coefficient of objects moving through a vacuum (9.8 m/s^2).

Yo mama so hungry she created an email account just for the spam.

Yo mama so silly she went to the dentist to get BlueTooth.

Yo mama so slow, classical mechanics perfectly describes her dynamics.

Yo mama so stupid she didnt know the difference between a monoprotic acid and a conjugate acid!

Yo mama so stupid she doesn't know the difference between the intermolecular forces dipole-dipole and ionic-dipole.

Yo mama such a nerd, she goes to grad school.

Yo mama talks so fast her face is Lorentz-contracted.

Yo mama's so broke, she's been classified as a quasicrystal.

Yo mama's so fat when she moves, her skin has harmonics.

Yo mama's so heavy that when she turns around she produces easily measurable frame-dragging.

Yo mama's so heavy they had to inflate her car's tires with lead.

Yo mama's so heavy when she drives, she needs to get towed.

Yo mama's so heavy, when they put her on the shuttle, it went BACKWARDS!

Yo mama's so large that, in theory, she can see the universe dying around her.

Yo mama's so massive her farts are recorded by the LIGO.

Yo mama's so massive she has her own event horizon.

Yo mama's so silly, she thought the quadratic formula was (-b +/- sq(b^2 - 4ac)) / 2aM

Yo mama's a convenient proof that the universe is still expanding exponentially.

Yo mama's corpulent.

Yo mama's food's so repulsive it hovers. Yo mama's so fat when she moves, her skin has harmonics.

Yo mama's got more chins than http has headers.

Yo mama's like a Mandlebrot set; She contains an infinite number of Julia sets.

Yo mama's so big that her toes are receding away from her head at super-luminal velocities.

Yo mama's so big they use Hubble's telescope backwards to take a picture.

Yo mama's so bright, she could make the sun cast a shadow.

Yo mama's so cold she sweats helium.

Yo mama's so fat her thighs Generate an symmetry operation on a transformation of spacetime that doesn't result in a physical observable...

Yo mama's so fat if she was a file system she'd be exFAT.