Yo Mama so Ugly Jokes

Yo mama so ugly that for birth control she turns on the light.

Yo mama so ugly that her face looks like a bag of chisels.

Yo mama so ugly that her face looks like someone had set fire to it, and then put out the fire with a hammer.

Yo mama so ugly that her mama realized that bestiality can have some serious drawbacks.

Yo mama so ugly that she broke everything in the mirror store.

Yo mama so ugly that she was the reason why God flooded the Earth.

Yo mama so ugly that when she entered a ugly contest the judges said, "sorry,no professionals".

Yo mama so ugly that when she tried to rob a bank they turned the security cameras off.

Yo mama so ugly that when the sun came up it went straight back down.

Yo mama so ugly that you could push her face in dough and make gorilla cookies.

Yo mama so ugly the corona virus runs away.

Yo mama so ugly the only dates she will ever get is on a calendar.

Yo mama so ugly the rainbow lost all of its colors.

Yo mama so ugly when she gave birth the baby said "Oh deer god are you really my mother I expected better!"

Yo mama so ugly when she goes to sleep the pillow said "Screw this I've got to get the fuck out of here!"

Yo mama so ugly when she goes to the beauty parlor, they leave the mud on.

Yo mama so ugly when she had a baby it cryes all the time.

Yo mama so ugly when she jumped into the lake for a swim, the lake jumped back.

Yo mama so ugly when she looked at her reflection, it said “I quit!“

Yo mama so ugly when she looked into a mirror it broke.

Yo mama so ugly when she looks in the mirror her reflection ducks.

Yo mama so ugly when she threw a boomerang it never came back.

Yo mama so ugly when she touch a bomb, it explode.

Yo mama so ugly when she tries to put lipstick on it crawls back into the tube.

Yo mama so ugly when she walks in a room with kittens they run and hide.

Yo mama so ugly when she was born on the ugly side of yo family tree, she hit every branch on the way down.

Yo mama so ugly when she was born, her mama said, "Wait, don't flush, it has eyes!"

Yo mama so ugly when she was born, her mama saw the afterbirth and said, "Twins!"

Yo mama so ugly when she went to support Trump he looked at her and he asked his gaurds to take away the mirror he was looking at.

Yo mama so ugly when you look up the word 'ugly' in the dictionary, it just has her picture there.