Yo Mama Animal Jokes

Yo mamma so fat when she goes to the beach they call the Coast Guard for a stranded whale.

Yo mamma so ugly animal control was called in to get her.

Yo mom's so ugly not even Goldfish crackers smile back at her.

Yo momma got a face like a burglar's dog!

Yo momma nose so big she makes Pinochio look like a cat!

Yo momma so fat at the zoo, the elephants started throwing her peanuts.

Yo momma so fat she was stopped by police dogs at the airport for having 300 lbs of crack under her dress.

Yo momma so fat the animals at the zoo feed her.

Yo momma so fat when she went whale watching the people were watching her.

Yo momma so ugly cats put sand on her.

Yo momma so ugly she could scare a hungry wolf off a meat truck.

Yo momma's so ugly, she made a gorilla's ass look like elvis presley

Yo momma's so dirty they filmed Gorillas in the mist in her shower

Yo momma's so fat that when she went to the beach a whale swam up and sang, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me."

Yo momma's so fat that when she went to the zoo, the hippos got jealous.

Yo momma's so hairy she makes a gorilla look shaved.

Yo momma's so stupid she thinks a Toadstool is a well endowed frog.

Yo momma's so ugly even the Elephant Man makes jokes about her

Yo momma's so ugly hotel managers use her picture to keep away the Rats

Yo momma's so ugly that, when she was born, the doctor threw her to the wolves- and the wolves threw her back.

Yo momma's so ugly when she went to the zoo, the baboons started putting up don't feed Yo momma signs.

Your mama's so ugly that the lion ate her and he freaking threw up.