Yo Mama Animal Jokes

Yo mama's so fat when she stepped on the dog's tail we had to change his name to Beaver.

Yo mama's so fat when she volunteered to clean cages at the zoo, people walked by and said "Look at the elephant!"

Yo mama's so fat when she wears her grey swimsuit at the beach the whales call her name.

Yo mama's so poor that I saw her wrestling a squirrel for a peanut.

Yo mama's so poor that she lives in a two story Dorrito bag with a dog named Chip.

Yo mama's so stupid she became a dog officer, she arrested a dog.

Yo mama's so stupid she thought Meow Mix was a dance record by cats.

Yo mama's so stupid she tried to knock a bird off the cliff!

Yo mama's so ugly and fat, Greenpeace mistook her for an endangered elephant.

Yo mama's so ugly even the elephant man paid to see her.

Yo mama's so ugly her mama had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog to play with her.

Yo mama's so ugly I took her to the zoo and the monkeys said "Damn, how'd you get out so fast."

Yo mama's so ugly if my dog looked like her, I'd shave its ass and teach it to walk backwards!

Yo mama's so ugly my dog took one look at her and ran away.

Yo mama's so ugly she tied a pork chop around her neck and the dog still wouldn't play with her.

Yo mama's so ugly that even the Hyena's cried.

Yo mama's so ugly that every animal in the zoo ran as far away from her as they could!

Yo mama's so ugly that I took her to the zoo, guy at the door said "Thanks for bringing her back."

Yo mama's so ugly that she can look up a camel's butt and scare the hump off of it.

Yo mama's so ugly that that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her.

Yo mama's so ugly that we put her in the kennel when we go on vacation.

Yo mama's so ugly that when she visits the gorilla house at the zoo the gorillas throw bananas to her.

Yo mama's so ugly that when she walked out of her house, the neighbours called animal control.

Yo mama's so ugly that when she walks in the kitchen, the rats jump on the table and start screaming.

Yo mama's so ugly the kids call her Lassie and feed the bitch dog biscuits.

Yo mama's so ugly were wolfs run away from her!

Yo mama's so ugly when she was lying on the beach, the cat tried to bury her.

Yo mama's so ugly your real pops could only be a fuckin' dog.

Yo mama's such an ugly bitch, she has a sign in her yard that says "Beware of Dog."

Yo mamma so fat she had to have a real horse on her polo shirt.