Yo Mama Vehicle Jokes

Yo mama's so fat that I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side!

Yo mama's so fat that she got hit by a car and had to go to the hospital to have it removed.

Yo mama's so fat that she got hit by a parked car!

Yo mama's so fat that she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagen!

Yo mama's so fat that she sets off car alarms when she runs.

Yo mama's so fat that she uses two buses for roller-blades.

Yo mama's so fat that she's got Amtrak written on her leg.

Yo mama's so fat that that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.

Yo mama's so fat that we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay for her because we dressed her up as a Toyota.

Yo mama's so fat that when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock at me?"

Yo mama's so fat that when she walked onto the road and I tried to swerve around her, I ran out of gas.

Yo mama's so fat that when she wears a "Malcolm X" T-shirt, helicopters try to land on her back!

Yo mama's so fat the highway patrol made her wear a "Caution! Wide Turn" sign.

Yo mama's so fat we got her in the drive-in free by dressing her as a Chevy.

Yo mama's so fat when she crosses the street, cars look out for her.

Yo mama's so fat when she gets out of the car, she leaves stretch marks.

Yo mama's so fat when she got on the bus she turned it into a low rider.

Yo mama's so fat when she sat on a monster truck it turned into a low rider.

Yo mama's so fat when she sat on the car she made a lowrider.

Yo mama's so fat when she stepped on a train track, the warning lights went on.

Yo mama's so fat when she steps on a scale, it says, "Please step out of the car."

Yo mama's so fat when she wears one of those X jackets, helicopters try to land on her back.

Yo mama's so fat you have to take a train and two buses, just to get on her good side.

Yo mama's so old she's got hieroglyphics on her driver's license.

Yo mama's so short she the reason why they made minivans.

Yo mama's so stupid she saw a billboard that said "Dodge Trucks" and she started ducking through traffic.

Yo mama's so stupid she sold her car to buy petrol.

Yo mama's so stupid she tried to drown herself in a carpool.

Yo mama's so stupid that she got hit by a parked car.

Yo mama's so stupid that she got locked inside a motorcycle.