Yo Mama Vehicle Jokes

Yo mama's so stupid that she locked her keys inside a motorcycle.

Yo mama's so stupid that she sold her car for gas money!

Yo mama's so ugly she'd make a train take a dirt road!

Yo mama's so ugly that people hang her picture in their cars so their radios don't get stolen.

Yo mama's so ugly that she could make a freight train take a dirt road.

Yo mama's so ugly the last time she heard a whistle was when she got hit by a train.

Yo mamma's so stupid she sold her car because she couldnt afford the gas to put in her car.

Yo moma is so fat I drove round her twice and ran out of petrol.

Yo momma so dumb she tried to drive the cars in the maps.

Yo momma so dumb when she saw a bus with white people in it she said, "Go catch that twinky."

Yo momma so fat I had to take a train to get on her good side!

Yo momma so fat she accidently got a 747 caught in her teeth.

Yo momma so fat she has to wear a hat with a blinking red light to scare off the airplanes.

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, “STOP THAT TWINKIE!!”

Yo momma so fat we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet.

Yo momma's so fat that when she goes outside in her yellow jacket people say "Look it's the magic school bus!!!"

Yo momma's so dumb she snuck on the bus and paid to get off.

Yo momma's so fat her car has stretch marks on it.

Yo momma's so fat it took me two planes, a train, and a bike ride just to get on her good side.

Yo momma's so fat she saw a school bus drive by and screamed “Catch that twinkie”

Yo momma's so fat when she sat on the back of the bus it did a wheelie.

Yo momma's so poor she does drive by shootings on the bus.

Yo momma's so poor she got her car reposessed.

Yo momma’s so fat when she sat on the train, she invented the subway!