Yo Mama Miscellaneous Jokes

Yo mama so confusing she stumped Sherlock.

Yo mama so depressing she made a happy meal cry.

Yo mama so depressing, blues singers come to visit her when they’ve got writer’s block.

Yo mama so flat she’s jealous of a piece of paper!

Yo mama so flat, high school teens use her as a gymnastics mat.

Yo mama so gay she climb up the tree and the tree started shaking.

Yo mama so honest she got locked in the grocery store and starved to death.

Yo mama so hot she makes jalapeños cry.

Yo mama so klutzy, she tripped over a cordless phone.

Yo mama so literal, she stared at a cup of orange juice for 12 hours because it said concentrate.

Yo mama so messed up she tried to save a fish from drowning.

Yo mama so messed up she watched “The Three Stooges” and takes notes.

Yo mama so messed up that I told her Spring was around the corner and she went looking for it.

Yo mama so retarded, she tells yo mama jokes.

Yo mama so rich, even her yacht has a yacht.

Yo mama so ridiculous, she tried to climb Mountain Dew.

Yo mama so scatterbrained, it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.

Yo mama so slow, classical mechanics perfectly describes her dynamics.

Yo mama so smart, she works at a smart car dealership!

Yo mama so strict she grounded you for getting a silver medal.

Yo mama so strict, she wants you home before, during, and after dark.

Yo mama so well balanced, she's got a chip on both shoulders.

Yo mama twice the man you are.

Yo mama was so fat that the whole world started joking about her.

Yo mama was taking a pee when she had you!

Yo mama waves around a popsickle stick and calls it air conditioning.

Yo mama wears knee-pads and calls out "Curb service."

Yo mama's glasses are so thick, a blind person could see with them.

Yo mama's glasses are so thick, she can burn ants with them.

Yo mama's glasses are so thick, when she looks at a map, she can see people waving at her.