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Yo Mama Miscellaneous Jokes

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Yo mama's such a loser she sends jokes to this site about herself.
Yo mama... 'nuff said.
Yo mama’s bag is so cluttered it’s like the inside of a dollar store in there.
Yo mama’s so basic she takes the road most travelled by.
Yo mama’s so lonely that she buys hot dogs and nuts wishing she could have sex with them.
Yo mama’s so two-faced her cheques say “Dr. Hyde.”
Yo mama’s so vast she contains multitudes.

Funny Yo Mama Miscellaneous Jokes

Yo mamma has more clap than an audience.
Yo mamma messes up her makeup so bad the clowns look better.
Yo mamma so funky daisies grow in the crack of her ass.
Yo mamma's no longer allowed to swim in the ocean, she makes the fish stink!
Yo mamma's so poor she single-handedly increased your country's Gini Coefficient by a significant amount.
Yo mom's glasses are so thick she looked at a map and seen people waving.
Yo momma aint got no legs talking about... "I aint got to take this sitting down!"
Yo momma aint so bad...she would give you the hair off of her back!

More Hilarious Yo Mama Miscellaneous Jokes

Yo momma has a 'fro with warning lights.
Yo momma has a glass eye with a fish in it.
Yo momma has a wooden afro with an "X" carved in the back.
Yo momma has so much dandruff when she scratches her head people are like, "Dang, is it winter already?"
Yo momma referees bar fights without a shirt on.
Yo momma so blind she has one of her eyes stuck up her ass and she still can't see shit!!
Yo momma so butch, she’s twice the man you are.
Yo momma so flat she's jealous of the wall!

Even More Yo Momma to Jokes Enjoy

Yo momma so ghetto, she had to steal a pair of shoes just to throw them over the power line.
Yo momma so muggle, she thought the floo network was on channel 2.
Yo momma so nice that she rarely, if ever makes fun of my grotesque overweight brain dead mother.
Yo momma so racist, she thought Bongo Bongo land was an actual place.
Yo momma threw a frizbee three weeks ago that hasn't landed yet.
Yo momma was in church with a tee-shirt on that said "WHO FARTED?"
Yo momma was so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.

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