Yo Mama Miscellaneous Jokes

Yo mama's glasses are so thick, when she turns them around she can see yesterday.

Yo mama's a carpenters delight; flat as a board and easy to nail.

Yo mama's a sight for sore eyes; only guys with sore eyes might find her pretty.

Yo mama's about as straight as a round about.

Yo mama's aging with such grace and beauty that she could be featured on the cover of Elle magazine.

Yo mama's been on welfare so long that her picture is on food stamps.

Yo mama's belt size is the titled the "Equator"

Yo mama's butt hangs so low, it picks up after itself!

Yo mama's drawers are so funky, the roaches check in but they don't check out.

Yo mama's dumber than an augmented rat.

Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see into the future.

Yo mama's glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map, she can see people waving.

Yo mama's in a wheelchair and says, "You ain't gonna punch me 'round no more."

Yo mama's just like a sneeze, God bless Yo mama.

Yo mama's mass is heavier than that of a priest and a rabbi combined!

Yo mama's muscle-to-fat ratio can only be explained in irrational complex numbers.

Yo mama's only got one finger and runs around stealing key rings.

Yo mama's so bad, when she got called for jury duty, she was found guilty.

Yo mama's so clean, she could bottle her bathwater and sell it at the grocery store alongside Evian, Dasani and FIJI.

Yo mama's so fashionable that Gucci, Prada and Fendi call her on a daily basis to get insight into upcoming fashion trends.

Yo mama's so flat that she makes the walls jealous!

Yo mama's so loose when she sat on a bar stool she slid right to the bottom.

Yo mama's so small she can sit on a dime and swing her legs.

Yo mama's so small that she goes paragliding on a Dorito.

Yo mama's so smart that an employee from Wikipedia calls her when they need to verify facts about 18th century political figures.

Yo mama's so square that she's got imaginary numbers on her social security card.

Yo mama's such a good cook that her vegetable lasagna could be served as the featured item at a Michelin Star restaurant!

Yo mama's such a ho that even the noble gases are attracted to her.

Yo mama's such a loser she acts like she heard you and just walks away.

Yo mama's such a loser she rings her flat mate to ask 'can I make out with you?'