Yo momma's so imperialist she dances with the wrinkly monkey.
Yo momma's beard is so thick the crabs decided to migrate.
Yo momma's glasses are so thick she could read my mind
Yo momma's had more pricks than a pub dartboard.
Yo momma's has so much hair on her upper lip, she braids it.
Yo momma's in a wheelchair screaming "I AIN'T STANDING FOR THIS SHIT"
Yo momma's so cheap she washes paper plates
Yo momma's so gay the rainbow wouldn't even taste her.
Yo momma's so healthy that medical textbooks use her x-rays to demonstrate what perfect bone structure should look like.
Yo momma's so retarded she got stabbed in a shootout.
Yo momma's so skank, that the local STD clinic had an open day in her honor ... because her's was the biggest opening they'd seen in years.
Yo momma's so strong, she can drink peanut butter!
Yo momma's so unfamiliar with the gym that she calls it James.
Yo momma's such a chav, she got kicked out of newcastle for being a chav.
Yo momma's throat is so tough she could gargle peanut butter!
You'll never be the man Yo mama was.
Your mama's so strict she punishes the punisher.
I highly respect yo momma, and I think she's a wonderful person! You should never, ever joke about your mother in the way described on this page!
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